Vegitarian Declaration

Tonight Emery declared at dinner that, starting tomorrow, she is going to be a vegetarian. She did, however, proclaim several exceptions which included: 1) when mom makes bacon, 2) when she goes to McDonalds and wants chicken nuggets or a hamburger, 3) sausage pizza, and 4) turkey on Thanksgiving.

But on the other three days of the year I'm sure she's committed ...